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SEASON FINALE !!!!!!!!!

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Well, hello again and thanks for tuning into this, the season finale of “As The Orb Turns.” Last week’s episode found CHiPS and A.S.S. surviving Mr. Gilda’s ambush of them. This week’s episode finds the two groups at the end of their weekend journey.

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Scene One opens in the front yard of the Gilda’s Hotel late Sunday Night. CHiPS and A.S.S. are cooking out and sharing tales of the ambush that they just survived while sitting around a bon-fire.

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An errant hotel owner…

Two paranormal investigative groups, that once were one, at his mercy…

One stormy weekend that will change all of their lives, forever…

Can these two groups of former friends find their way through the violent evil that resides at a small-town hotel in the sleepy little town of Sunnyville ? What adventures await them? What secrets will come out? Will amends be made? Will the Voodoo Priestess Jo Jo ever achieve the perfect tan?

Find out on: As the Orb Turns…

As the Orb Turns is a production of Madison Researchers into the Paranormal and Spooks R Us.

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Welcome back, faithful listeners to this week‘s episode of “As the Orb Turns.” Last week left off at the beginning of Mr. Gilda’s ambush of CHiPS and A.S.S. And, since this is a good dose of crazy I sure don’t want to miss, let’s just get right back to it.

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As the Orb Turns…

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An errant hotel owner…

Two paranormal investigative groups, that once were one, at his mercy…

One stormy weekend that will change all of their lives, forever…

Can these two groups of former friends find their way through the violent evil that resides at a small-town hotel in the sleepy little town of Sunnyville ? What adventures await them? What secrets will come out? Will amends be made? Will the Voodoo Priestess Jo Jo ever achieve the perfect tan?

Find out on: As the Orb Turns…

As the Orb Turns is a production of Madison Researchers into the Paranormal and Spooks R Us.

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Hey and welcome back, faithful listeners to this weeks episode of “As The Orb Turns.“ Last week found CHiPS and A.S.S. forming an official alliance with Mr. Gilda’s veggies, aliens landing in Sunnyville in order to help Mr. Gilda to destroy our heroes, Alien Hand approaching Shirley in the ladies room after all these years, what nerve! And, yes folks, the moment you’d all been waiting for: the Voodoo Priestess Jo Jo finally achieved the perfect tan.

Let’s tune in and see what kind of crazy happens this week…

Well, yah-der-hey, faithful listeners, and welcome back to yet another episode of “As the Orb Turns.” Last week found our heroes CHiPS and their not-so-arch-nemesis, for now anyway, group, A.S.S. head first in preparations for Mr. Gilda’s planned ambush on them. And, we even caught everyone’s favorite guy, Bob, and Mrs. Gilda in a rather compromising position.

Welcome back, faithful listeners, and thanks for joining us for another episode of “As the Orb Turns.” Last week found Mrs. Gilda coming face-to-face with that crazy beet man in the root cellar, CHiPS and A.S.S. booby trapping the hotel and grounds and Mr. Gilda making a spooky phone call to an old buddy of his on Neptune .

Well, if you’re anything like me, you’re surely wondering what will happen next…

Hello and welcome back, faithful listeners, to yet another episode of “As the Orb Turns.” Last week found A.S.S. discovering an unknown talent of Carlos’s: Alien Rape Rap, Shirley reminiscing on the long-since-combusted love of her life and a secret project of Mr. Gilda’s that involved genetically mutated garden vegetables. Yah-der-hey…

Needless to say, this week’s episode brings even more crazy!

Narrator: Yah-yah-yah-der-hey, faithful listeners, and thanks for tuning in to this week’s episode of “As the Orb Turns.” Last week found CHiPS and A.S.S. apparently coming to some sort of truce in light of the evil-doings of Mr. Gilda while Don got it on with bikers and Professor Penn got it on with ketchup and Juliet. Well, this episode is chock-full of goodies, too, so let’s just get on with it, already.

Hey and hello faithful listeners to another episode of “As the Orb Turns.” Last week found our heroes, CHiPS, investigating the Gilda’s hotel and the cemetery in the woods behind the hotel. And, let me tell you, they found some pretty spooky things! Torture, grave-robbing and possible murder? Yikes. How will they respond to it all? Will CHiPS and A.S.S. be able to reach some sort of truce in order to survive the evil that lies in wait at the Gilda’s Hotel? Let’s listen and find out.

Scene One: Scene One opens to find Jo Jo, Joanne and Juliet still in the spooky old cemetery in the woods behind the Gilda’s Hotel. Don has just come out of his tranquilized duck-like slumber and has decided to join them.

Scene Two: Scene Two opens to find Bob and Penn still in the basement of the Gilda’s Hotel during their investigation, there. As they’re currently waiting for equipment to record and, apparently, have nothing better to do, they’re getting drunk.

Executive Producers Scotty Rorek and Wayne Hackler
Written Amanda Hickey

Recorded at Hackler Kitchen Studios

Voices:
Narrator:. Scotty Rorek

Mr. Gilda: Wayne Hackler

Mrs. Gilda: Terri Rorek

Bob: . Gary Westerlund

Don: Scotty Rorek

Joanne: Amanda Hickey

Professor Pennington aka “Penn“: Abe Vaccaro

Juliet: Terri Rorek

Jo Jo: Wayne Hackler

Jane: Amanda Hickey

Billy: Alex Rorek

Shirley: Evie Hackler

Danny/Carlos: Wayne Hackler

Narrator: Hey-yah and welcome back, faithful listeners. Well, I don’t know about you, but I sure am curious about how Jo Jo and that cracked-up quacker Don are faring.

Well, o.k. Let’s be honest with each other. What I’m really curious about is whether or not Bob will get lost in Mrs. Gilda’s bosoms anytime soon! Or, if Penn’s rope-knotting abilities are as good as his abilities with D.I.K. and T.I.T. But, I guess, we’ll all just have to listen and find out, won’t we?

We find our Heroes Chips in their car on the way to Sunnyville where they will meet somebody...... Who Could that be Turn in to find out!!!!! This is the podcast of one of the segments on the Paranormal Talk Show Spooks R Us which is heard on the Para - X .com Radio Network or podcasted here at spooksrus.podomatic.com Executive Producers Scotty Rorek and Wayne Hackler Written Amanda Hickey Recorded at Hackler Kitchen Studios Voices: Narrator:. Scotty Rorek Mr. Gilda: Wayne Hackler Mrs. Gilda: Terri Rorek Bob: . Gary Westerlund Don: Scotty Rorek Joanne: Amanda Hickey Professor Pennington aka “Penn“: Abe Vaccaro Juliet: Terri Rorek Jo Jo: Wayne Hackler Jane: Amanda Hickey Billy: Alex Rorek Shirley: Evie Hackler Danny/Carlos: Wayne Hackler

We find our Heroes Chips in their car on the way to Sunnyville where they will meet somebody...... Who Could that be Turn in to find out!!!!!

This is the podcast of one of the segments on the Paranormal Talk Show Spooks R Us which is heard on the Para - X .com Radio Network or podcasted here at spooksrus.podomatic.com

Executive Producers Scotty Rorek and Wayne Hackler
Written Amanda Hickey

Recorded at Hackler Kitchen Studios

Voices:
Narrator:. Scotty Rorek

Mr. Gilda: Wayne Hackler

Mrs. Gilda: Terri Rorek

Bob: . Gary Westerlund

Don: Scotty Rorek

Joanne: Amanda Hickey

Professor Pennington aka “Penn“: Abe Vaccaro

Juliet: Terri Rorek

Jo Jo: Wayne Hackler

Jane: Amanda Hickey

Billy: Alex Rorek

Shirley: Evie Hackler

Danny/Carlos: Wayne Hackler

A Production of Spooks R Us and Madison Researchers Into The Paranormal. Can be hear on Mondays from 8 to 10 PM CST

Here is the First Episode

Narrator: An errant hotel owner…
Two paranormal investigative groups, that once were one, at his mercy…
One stormy weekend that will change all of their lives, forever…
 
Can these two groups of former friends find their way through the violent evil that resides at a small-town hotel in the sleepy little town of Sunnyville? What adventures await them? What secrets will come out? Will amends be made? Will the Voodoo Priestess Jo Jo ever achieve the perfect tan?
 
Find out on: As the Orb Turns…